Pros and Cons: Rocket League

I'm not a pro or anything so I'm gonna take this opportunity to celebrate
Ugh.  So satisfying
Anyways, here's what's good and bad about Rocket League

Basic Information:
Developer:  Psyonix
Genre:  Sports
Platform:  PlayStation 4, PC
Release Date:  Jul 7, 2015

What You'll Love:
  • Soccer with cars that can jump, flip, and have jet engines on the back
  • Hilariously awkward gameplay, especially with novice players
  • Rules and objectives are simple and to the point
  • Controls are simple to pickup and play
  • Detailed car editor
What You'll Have Mixed or No Feelings About:
  • No option to change game length (one period of five minutes per match)
  • Inability to change quick messages (the defaults are fine though)
What You'll Hate.........Or Find Hilariously Bad:
  • AI teammates often leave goals wide open for no reason or score on themselves
  • Servers were down about half of the time at launch
  • Cannot search ranked and unranked matches at the same time (I don't care about my stats, I just want to PLAY!!!)
  • Both camera options can be frustrating since they follow the car so close
  • Matchmaking can take a painfully long amount of time
  • In-game lag can be horrid
Games Similar to This:
  • ATV Offroad Fury 4 (Ice Hockey mini game)

Pros and Cons: Muse - Drones

Basic Information:
Record Label:  Warner Bros.
Genre:  Alternative
Release Date:  June 5, 2015

What You'll Love:
  • Guitar work on "Reapers" will remind old fans of Absolution tracks
  • Some well-written and beautifully sung harmonies throughout
  • Interesting synth counter-melodies
  • "Revolt" has an incredibly catchy pop-rock chorus
  • "The Globalist" is incredibly inspired, well-written, well-performed, etc.
  • Awesome cover art
What You'll Have Mixed or No Feelings About:
  • "Dead Inside" is a less interesting version of recent Muse hits like "Panic Station" and "Resistance"
  • "The Handler" sounds like it could fit in on Showbiz but a little slower than it should be; mundane vocals
  • "Drones" is a decent showcase of Matt's singing ability and a decent sendoff to a sub-par album
  • Lyrics are rather hit or miss throughout the whole album.
  • More guitar driven than previous few albums but riffs tend to sound assembly line manufactured.
  • It's better than 2nd Law, but that's not saying much
What You'll Hate.........Or Find Hilariously Bad:
  • "Psycho" has the worst lyrics this band have ever produced put on top of a boring blues-rock riff.
  • Very little of this album sounds like the metal and emo inspired beginnings of the band, which was what was advertised in interviews prior to the album's release.
  • Excessive use of falsetto.  Anti-climactic parts are emphasized for no reason and make you laugh when you hear them.
  • Many of the five minute songs on this album overstay their welcome after the first two
  • This album could have been a great if the rest of it came close to "The Globalist."  Too bad...
Music Similar to This:
  • Rage Against the Machine (guitar riffs)
  • General techno (synth lines)
  • Michael Jackson (falsetto)

Muse - Drones

That's actually a pretty cool concept
Being that this is Muse's seventh studio album, a listener should expect a band to change a bit from their original sound.  Of course, everyone knows that Muse has morphed from cocoon to butterfly a few times through their career and they set out to do that again with Drones.

What's different about this time though is that the goal was to revert to one of the previous butterflies (we're still using this metaphor?).  Did they succeed?  Well, yes and no.  It's kind of like they used the same mother as the past but let some kind of Michael Jackson/Techno DJ father get involved.

That sounds like it could be interesting, right?  Yeah, you would think.  But, when it comes down to it, this album is just boring.  The biggest snooze fest that we've had from Muse so far.  Just about every song feels phoned in.  It's like they sat down in the studio and realized that they didn't have any new ideas so they came up with (or possibly stole) some Rage Against the Machine guitar riffs, had Matt do some random falsetto stuff, and called it a day.  Just about every song feels like this.

Now, for Muse fans, this isn't necessarily bad.  If Muse can do what Muse does best, then they should do it.  However, even when compared to previous songs, it's just not as good.  Everything seems to lack excitement, passion, and inspiration.

A good example of this would be "The Handler."  This song has a decent hard rock riff (but mostly unmemorable) with pacing that would fit in on Muse's debut album Showbiz.  However, the tempo is a touch slow and Matt Bellamy's vocals are toned down for no good reason.  "Dead Inside" will remind you of "Panic Station" (which I hated) but it's not even as good as "Panic Station" because it just drags on for the longest 4:22 you ever heard with poor transitions and boring instrumentals.

The worst song on the album is "Psycho" which has, by far, the worst lyrics I have ever heard in a Muse song and is probably a top contender for worst lyrics in an alternative song this year.  It's bad, I mean, really bad.  When the emphasized part of the chorus is "Your ass is mine," I can't help but to be reminded of some even worse lyrical content revolved around female behinds.

But I digress.  "Psycho" isn't bad exclusively for it's lyrics; it's also bad instrumentally.  If you want to talk about how this album is phoned in, this song sounds more phoned in than the rest.  Just try to imagine the simplest, most overused, blues riff that you've ever heard and you can't come up with one as boring and as cliche as the riff in "Psycho."  And if you thought "Dead Inside" dragged on, "Psycho" infests itself for a whole 5:16, three minutes more than it probably should.  It suffers from the same problem as "Madness" from the previous album.  Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat...for all eternity or until 5:16 is up.  But beware, as you get closer to the 5:16 mark, time may slow down and your sanity may lessen.

Moving on, one of the most annoying things that happens throughout this album is the obnoxious use of falsetto.  Being a Muse fan, I'm no stranger to falsetto and think that Matt is very good at it.  However, this album just over uses it.  Frequently, Matt will sing a one note falsetto in the middle of a verse for seemingly no reason.  Falsetto works best at climactic parts in a song whether it is right before a chorus, at the end of a chorus, or at the climax in the bridge where it's time to show your stuff, so to speak.  But more than a few times during this album Matt will sing a one note falsetto right in the middle of a line in the verse.  It sounds so out of place that you would swear that Matt's voice was actually cracking during the take and they left it in.  It's dumb;  I don't like it;  I don't get it;  It's annoying as shit.

The album does have some good qualities.  Throughout the album, you will hear some pretty awesome synth lines which really put the cherry on top.  However, if you're putting the cherry on top of a pile of boring old grits, it's probably not going to do much.  The same goes for the harmonies.  Matt does an excellent job throughout the album layering his voice two, three, sometimes four times over with different harmony parts which turn out beautifully.

If you like pop-rock, Muse stretches their bounds with the song "Revolt" which has an incredibly catchy 4 chord pop chorus.  Why this song wasn't a single over "Psycho" is beyond me.

By far, the best part of this album is the song "The Globalist."  It's interesting because this particular song is what a Muse fan would have hoped that this album would have been like throughout.  "The Globalist" is a ten minute opus combining various movements involving western music, a slow part that will remind fans of "Sing for Absolution," harsh and powerful hard-rock guitar work that will give you a thrashing like "Stockholm Syndrome" did, piano work that reminds you of the brilliance of "Butterflies and Hurricanes" and "United States of Eurasia."  The choir and orchestral accompaniment is just perfect.  The vocals are beautifully sung.  The drums transition in and out of each section masterfully.  You can feel the inspiration and emotion at every turn in this song.  It lives up to its lyrical content in every way where the protagonist of the album gets vengeance by using his new found authority to unleash nuclear annihilation against the country that sent drones to kill his family.  It's a very emotional and conflicted end to a decent idea for a concept album.

Too bad the rest of the album didn't live up.

Drones sounds mostly like a b-sides album.  From the outset, it sounds like songs that couldn't make the cut on the last few albums and only get worse as you explore them further.  It's lackluster, uninteresting, but mostly, it just exists and doesn't really do much else other than disappoint Muse fans.

Except for "The Globalist" check that out RIGHT NOW!!!  It got taken down from YouTube for copyright reasons (probably) but here's a link where you can listen to it.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2suxy4

Cover image:  http://dis.resized.images.s3.amazonaws.com/540x540/99902.jpeg

Pros and Cons Series Announcement

Hey guys, I know I haven't put any content out in awhile but I have been working on stuff on and off including a review of Muse's not-so-new album which I will be posting on Thursday.

I would also like to announce a new series I'm starting called Pros and Cons.  These are basically going to be mini reviews organized into bulleted lists of what's good or not good in a particular medium.  This way I can get my thoughts out on more of the various media that I have been experiencing instead of just one written review whenever I get around to it.

Also, I think it will be great for those of you who would rather not read my lengthy reviews and would rather just have a quick rundown of what I thought of various aspects of whatever I was reviewing.

For every regular review, I also plan on doing a Pros and Cons (as you might have guessed from the previous paragraph).  For instance, I have a Muse review being posted on Thursday but I will follow it up with a Pros and Cons list being posted on Friday.  So every regular review will have a complementary Pros and Cons followup but not every Pros and Cons will have a regular review.

And that's really about it.  For the few of you who actually look at these, I hope you enjoy these upcoming Pros and Cons posts.

Till tomorrow...