Fallout 3 Character Abomination

With my patience dwindling for the Fallout 4 release, I decided to throw Fallout 3 back into my PS3 for another trip to the wasteland.  Since my first character was a master rifle marksman, computer hacker, lock picker, and negotiator, who took the most honorable and pious of paths, I decided to go a completely different route with this second character:

A joyous occasion indeed

Meet Serena:  a true disgrace to the universe.  A creature that makes Deathclaws look like beautiful and decent beings.  If the joker had a demon-spawn with a sumo wrestler, it would look something like this; only slightly prettier.  On Serena's birth certificate it states that she is Caucasian and female.  However, I see neither of those things in this organism.  In fact, it's suspected that she's actually part vampire because no matter how long she's in the wasteland sun, her pale white skin does not burn.  You go girl!

Upon taking the G.O.A.T. exam, Serena realized that she had the strength of a million oxen, the endurance of 10 triathletes, and the luck of 1 professional poker player.  However, as it turns out, Serena had the charisma of a super mutant, the intelligence of a radroach, and the agility: well, let's just say that she could hardly walk.  Corresponding to this, she realized that she would be great using big weapons, explosives, and melee weapons.  What a freak.

Upon breaking out of Vault 101, where she killed everyone she saw with a baseball bat, Serena went to the nearby town of Megaton where she immediately bludgeoned the sheriff to death patrolling the front gate.  When she was finished viciously murdering the kind-hearted sheriff, she wore his hat on her head to never take it off, even to this very day.

Along with the "sexy sleep wear" she stole

Serena continued to pillage every establishment and murder every resident in Megaton except for the obviously sinister Mister Burke whose orders she obeyed because she "liked causing suffering and senseless murder."  But because Mister Burke was blind as a bat and thought she was hot, Serena got some extra caps for blowing up the bomb in Megaton.

After being hailed a hero at Tenpenny Tower, Serena cut a straight path to the Slaver's camp at Paradise Falls where she realized her potential was not fully realized.  Why kill people right away if you can enslave them and cause them to suffer for much longer?

And to this day she continues to kill the weak and enslave the strong to take their pride; all because she got called "Clown Face" in 3rd grade.  Yeesh!

But if Mister Burke could find the beauty in this new found species, maybe beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder, no matter how much murder, robbery, pickpocketing, and slavery the person in-question has committed.

Both images are from my phone